dogs by keith haring
Today I was getting Chinese and after I placed my order I walked outside to go to the nearby grocery store to pick up a couple things while I waited. There was a guy right there, on his way into the bar next door. He said something to the effect of “cold isn’t it” to me and I was like “haha yeah” and then…get this. He asked me to go into the bar with him to have a couple drinks. Really dude? You’ve been aware of my existence for all of 7 seconds and you’re gonna ask me out for drinks?? You know nothing of my beliefs, interests, sense of humor…nothing. Why do people do this?
I suppose he was just trying to get his dick wet but I really didn’t think I’d be the type where people would take one look at me and think “yeah I’d hit it”