weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

*pisses all over this post*

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ALL I’VE BEEN IS A GOOD MOTHER TO YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

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He has this stupid ass polo with 3 stripes on it. Why does he wear that thing. Doesn’t he know that it looks dumb as hell. God I wanna ride his dick so bad. Ride that dick like a pony. Yeehaw

Today the head cashier was like “(HR Manager) wants to talk to you” and I was like OHHH GOD but he just wanted to tell me about this employee survey that we have to fill out

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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