njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

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it’s amazing when you think about all the technological advancements that can be made during one’s lifetime. like when your grandparents were little there weren’t any computers or cell phones or tvs. so by the time you grow old a bunch of really cool stuff will be invented. so look forward to that

sometimes i like to pretend that there is an evil power out there that threatens to destroy the universe and the only thing that can stop it is mundane actions i do at a certain time and by sitting down or scratching myself at just the right time i have saved the entire universe

cleaning up to prepare for people coming over to our house can better be described as “find a place to hide all this stuff in the meantime”

radmarco:

the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

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overlordleaveshiswife:

when i was little i read in nickelodeon magazine that there was a comic about the people whose job was to clean up the mess after superhero/villain battles and i’ve wanted to read it ever since

oh nevermind it sounds kinda boring

nuclearharvest:

At least Facebook isn’t buying tumblr

okay what happened when i was gone