May 2013
oooo tumblr sends you an email alert when one of your submissions to another blog gets posted now
that’s nice
haha obama is giving a speech and a lady in the audience is yelling at him
claydols:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
it makes me so nervous when people on news programs far away from each other communicate via video and there’s a delay between them and i don’t even know why
the-niggi-engineer asked: Your penis will never be bigger than a Niggi dick. PUNY HUMANS.
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john mayer once had a tv show called “john mayer has a tv show”
i’m serious
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
overlordleaveshiswife:
out of nowhere and for no explicable reason our network isn’t secure anymore and i can’t figure out how to make it secure again
i followed the directions on the router website but nothing happens
oh nevermind i was connecting to the wrong network whups
out of nowhere and for no explicable reason our network isn’t secure anymore and i can’t figure out how to make it secure again
i followed the directions on the router website but nothing happens
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
it’s amazing when you think about all the technological advancements that can be made during one’s lifetime. like when your grandparents were little there weren’t any computers or cell phones or tvs. so by the time you grow old a bunch of really cool stuff will be invented. so look forward to that
sometimes i like to pretend that there is an evil power out there that threatens to destroy the universe and the only thing that can stop it is mundane actions i do at a certain time and by sitting down or scratching myself at just the right time i have saved the entire universe
cleaning up to prepare for people coming over to our house can better be described as “find a place to hide all this stuff in the meantime”
radmarco:
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
overlordleaveshiswife:
when i was little i read in nickelodeon magazine that there was a comic about the people whose job was to clean up the mess after superhero/villain battles and i’ve wanted to read it ever since
oh nevermind it sounds kinda boring
nuclearharvest:
At least Facebook isn’t buying tumblr
okay what happened when i was gone
when i was little i read in nickelodeon magazine that there was a comic about the people whose job was to clean up the mess after superhero/villain battles and i’ve wanted to read it ever since
foodtrucker:
dajeve:
foodtrucker:
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk. You’re a joke
what
gonna get a haircut WOOOOO gonna cut off a foot of hair WOOOOOOOO
References to religion
shitmystudentswrite:
Frankenstein has many references to religion. The Bible also has many references to religion.
we have relatives coming to town tomorrow and they’re staying at our house so we have to clean up UUGGGHHHHHHHHHH
vaspim:
Mitt Romney could get it any day of the week. If it’s 3 AM and I get a text from Romney that read “u up?” I’d reply with “Yea can’t sleep” throwing cold water on my face.
when you’re scrolling though a blog with endless scroll and the same page loads twice in a row
