February 2012
there are some blogs i’m following who aren’t following me but are following people who are following me and i’m just sitting here thinking why aren’t you following me!!!
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i like sociallyunacceptableart and all, but it has a bit more “i don’t even”s and “what the actual fuck”s than i care to see. that is to say, it has any at all.
if your man is self-conscious of his tiny penis, tell him it’s not small, it’s fun size!
how do people even open up answer submissions on posts without putting any question marks in it¿?
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the sound on this computer isn’t working. rats
i had some dreams last night that were crazy, man. in the first one there was this post-apocalyptic world with water everywhere and pits that would just go down forever. i think kevin costner was there. then everybody ended up on this island in the sky which went up into space and it was a happy ending. in the second one, there was this drug that people were addicted to that made them age in...
still kind of really mad
LOOKS AT THE ERIC WAREHEIM TAG TO CALM SELF DOWN
I AM SERIOUSLY SO MAD. AND SHE JUST LEFT TO GO OUT TO EAT SO I CAN’T YELL AT HER. IT WAS A ZERO BAR TOO THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS
FUCK I JUST LET MY MOM EAT SOME OF MY CANDY BAR WHICH I PAID FOR WITH MY OWN MONEY AND SHE ATE LIKE HALF OF IT. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: wait are you a girl
i hate crying in front of people. men, what are your secrets??
i feel SO FUCKING FAT IN THESE PANTS HOLY FUCK
i’m going to a funeral tomorrow and the only appropriate bottoms i have are brown corduroy pants that are way too tight. opps